- My brother: its 10 o clock in the morning! why are you eating cake?!?!
- Me: im not, im smelling it!
- My brother: with a fork??
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
Story of my life.
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
*flicks holy water at screen* evil spirits begone, the power of christ compels you
come back evil spirits i didn’t mean it
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager